Freaki Tiki

28778 US Hwy 19 N, Clearwater, FL 33761 (map it!)

Freaki Tiki Electro Glow Party Allegedly Mentioned in Several Hillary Clinton Secret Erased Emails

CLEARWATER, FL— Political insiders were surprised to see Freaki Tiki's glow party mentioned so prominently in Hillary's secret erased emails. An interviewer asked Clinton very pointedly about the Electro Glow Party emails: "Please Mrs. Clinton, no more shenanigans, no more Tom Foolery, no more ballyhoo."

Hillary's response? "When you get in there, the music like, owns you. It's like that house music— it's like... Boom Boom Boom... you know, you start dancin'... That's what I've heard, anyway. I haven't been there myself. At all"

Donald Trump was not at a loss for words. "Palm Beach, Florida is one of my incredible homes (it's huge), and it's a short trip to the Freaki Tiki Bar in Clearwater." It's actually over a 3hr drive, but Trump stated that he takes a helicopter. "The glow party is amazing— a complete thrill. Like being in another world."

Though the allegations in this article have not been confirmed yet, they fit suspiciously well into the tone of the campaign.

While it's perfectly legal to attend the Electro Glow party and have cheap Fireball shots, Cherry or Grape bombs, dance to house, trap, dubstep (yes you can dance to dubstep), wear fluorescent colors and makeup that glow under blacklights... Is a wild party that's so inherently scandalous fit for a presidential candidate? One way to find out— Freaki Tiki Bar's Electro Glow, Sat Nov 21, 9:30pm - 3:00am (drink specials end at 2am).

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